18 3 / 2016

fuckyeahgracebaldwin:

stoar-punk:

trashpunx:

shit-in-yer-cereal:

tastefullyoffensive:

Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]

how is he not fired

I want to be Shane’s friend.

I aspire to be Shane

The albertsons one is golden haha

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18 3 / 2016

surprisebitch:

undead-androgynbot:

apollo-the-stray:

9buttersxxx:

On of the best commercials I’ve seen in years, BRILLIANT. .. (hope it uploads right my tablet been actin odd lol)

just have to add , you’ll love the twist at the end…

I honestly did not see that coming.

Aww yis.

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15 12 / 2015

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15 12 / 2015

alaynas:

(Pai as in the word “Pie”)

Reblog this if you pronounce it “Pa-pii-rus” (Pii as in the word “Pea”)

Reblog this if you pronounce Papyrus like “Pa-per-rus” (Per as in percent)

This is a social experiment.

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15 12 / 2015

gifsboom:
“ Goddammit Doreen!
”

gifsboom:

Goddammit Doreen!

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15 12 / 2015

15 12 / 2015

hurrricane-jane:

dicksandwhiches:

My life as a college student, smh

that was only 6 seconds

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15 12 / 2015

owlturdcomix:

Oh ok I understand now.

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15 12 / 2015

15 12 / 2015

cannibalcoalition:

Today I met a woman, whose age she did not mention because she is a lady, was buying a lot of Star Wars merch because we had it on sale. And she was telling me that she couldn’t wait to see the new one and how she was going to stay up and see the midnight release and take pictures of people in costumes. She was so excited, and then she leans in close:


“You know, all these young men at these conventions- they see me and they ask me trivia about this that and the other thing and I tell them- ‘Son, I went to see the first one in 1977 before you were even a twinkle in your daddy’s eye.’ If I don’t know the answer, its because I damn forgot.”

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